breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

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lesbianstarbutterfly:

snakegay:

the hewwo meme was funny for a while but you all are overdoing it. no finesse. no subtlety. disgraceful

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i am so fucking sowwy…. pwease fowgive me…

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awesome-picz:

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

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Isn’t it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most?

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sundayroasts:
“ mmilhouse:
“do you love the colour of the sky
”
this is much better than the original.
”

sundayroasts:

mmilhouse:

do you love the colour of the sky

this is much better than the original.

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tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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‘Love is a luxury.’
‘No. Love is an element.’
‘An element. Like air to breathe, earth to stand on.’

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